claphnelauren:

whenever I’m traveling i always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city

but I’m just someone passing by

vetmedirl:

kaijutegu:

Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst

the gecko has spoken

petermaximoff:

that dumb thot michael bay really ruined megan foxs career and i just let him :( what was I doing?? graduating 5th grade like some fool

darrenpillowscriss:

To the customers who apologize repeatedly for “bothering” me, or offer to clean up their own spill if I just get them some paper towels, or walk all the way around an aisle so as not to disturb me when I’m blocking their path, I just want to reassure you that you are NOT the annoying customer we complain about in retail. You are very kind and you clearly respect me and my time and I appreciate you. Also I am happy to help you with whatever you need and it is not at all a bother.

To the customer who shouted “EGGS?” at me from twenty feet away because apparently it was just too much trouble to come a few steps closer and use a complete sentence like “where are the eggs, please?”: fuck you.

biscuitmango:

I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

super-affection:

henstomper:

hey you wanna come over to my house after school? we can stand directly across from eachother and do this

and maybe even… this…?

petermaximoff:

you ever feel like absolute garbage and then take a nap or just have a snack or something and feel 20 times better and then just be sitting there like a dumAss like wow, you Really Do Need to Eat and Sleep to Survive……..Wild

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

after i move i really wanna get a used roomba